roryborealis:

I hate the way you talk to me,
and the way you don’t wash your hair.
I hate the way you film videos,
I hate it that you don’t care.
I hate your big dumb fluffy coat
and you’re the worst youtuber I can find.
I hate you so much it makes me sick,
it even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you think you’re right,
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh,
but right now you make me want to cry.
I hate it when you make music,
and all your songs I’ve bought.
But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you,
Oh wait…
I actually do…
A lot.

Pro-tip: No one is making you watch his videos.

(Source: bbutterfield)